Things I’ve Proudly Accomplished as a Mom

Things I’ve proudly accomplished as a Mom: 

  • Making food that gets thrown on the floor. 
  • Perfecting my tone when counting to three.
  • Convincing my daughter that I’m taking chocolate medicine.
  • Understanding the true importance of Retinol in my moisturizer. 
  • Ruining a toddler’s day by making him brush his teeth. 
  • The ability to sensor the 200+ F bombs that come out of my mouth daily.
  • Only drinking after my kids are asleep. 
  • Finding out just how long clothes can sit in the hamper before they’re too wrinkly to wear. 
  • How to function on 4 hours of sleep.
  • Delivering empty threats at bath time.

But also… 

  • Patience 
  • How to embrace muddy hands and tangled hair. 
  • Laughing when it counts
  • Hugging every single night, and 
  • Saying I love you a zillion times. 

There’s nothing in the world that could outweigh the kind of love you experience as a mom. 

6 thoughts on “Things I’ve Proudly Accomplished as a Mom

  1. certifiedpastryaficionado

    I love “How to function on 4 hours of sleep.” Hilarious! But in all honesty, love this reflective list. it reminds you about all the things that you’ve accomplished, big or small 🙂

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